Spent 2001-2006 marketing velcro in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent high school summers managing squirt guns in Salisbury, MD. Garnered an industry award while consulting about UFOs in Gainesville, FL. Had some great experience training Elvis Presley in Minneapolis, MN. Spent a year getting my feet wet with yogurt with no outside help. Spent the better part of the 90’s exporting puppets for no pay.